1) I'm a cutie 2) you too 3) we are the perfect couple 4) I love sucking dick 5) my ass is bigger than your ambitions

What did the elephant say to the naked man? GOD, how do you breathe this little thing??? Come to my room, I will be glad to see your little (or big) things lol

Yeah, thats me... Velma Hello, Gentleman. Sincere and charismatic, I know how to save you from loneliness. I hide a lot of secrets, I have a lot of talents. Open up to me, let me touch your soul, and we will spend a lot of delightful time together, fulfilling our most secret desires. OK, I'm done with the pretentious part, let's get to the point. I am kind and I am glad to see you here. A medical student with a strange sense of humor, fond of esotericism - this is about me. Be yourself, do not hesitate to open up to me, I will accept you in any way, I will always try to help and support. I don't judge people (well, maybe only those who eat kittens, I can't justify them) and I'm ready to listen to any of your wishes.

Always welcome, ladies and gentlemen!

If you don't do them, I'll bite your nose off! 1) Do not be rude. 2) Be respectful with me and my room. 3) Don't break the rules of the site. 4) Tip first, then request. 5) Velma is the best. 6) The previous paragraph is true. 7) Relax and have fun. 8) Be generous. 9) Remember that I'm a girl who has feelings, not a porn video